Thursday, May 27, 2010

Little Known Obama Care Approved Liberal Procedures:

Little Known Obama Care Approved Liberal Procedures:

1. Thin Skin Grafting: Yes, tou too can have Obama-like thin skin. Medicare approved thin skin grafting ensures every patient they can whine and cry anytime they are challenged--just like our president!

2. Deer Eye Transplants: Inspired by Janet Napolitano, the deer-eye transplant guarantees the patient will have that 'deer in the headlights' look 24/7! Deer eyes are not functional for normal activities, so stay away from this procedure if you ever find yourself having to actually read a bill.

3. Disc/Spine Removal: This is the perfect addition for the patient who wants to bow to everyone he meets. Commies, dictators, sworn enemies...you can bow, bow, bow...just like our president! Spine removal helps the patient to meet pressing problems by naming commissions, panels, and perfecting the use of the word 'blue ribbon.'

4. Journalist Muscle Relaxer: This 'journalist-only' procedure ensures that when stories of White House corruption pop uo, your hand won't. The mega muscle relaxing operation renders the right arm as saggy as a wet noodle. No way will your hand ever go up.

2 comments:

  1. Samantha FireflyMay 27, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    Do you think Deer Eyes will work on bill collectors?

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  2. He perfected #3 by playing golf.

    See Ya.

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