I saw this over at Running 'Cause I Can't Fly" and just had to share it with you all.
“If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But… If you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above statements, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.”
“If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But… If you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above statements, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.”
- Author Unknown
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