Tuesday, August 10, 2010
I found myself in a interesting situation first thing this morning. And now I have a hard decision to make. You see, I think there may a criminal living out in the back yard. And that I may be harboring a fugitive.
I wonder if I might be an accomplice, after the fact, to a kidnapping although no ransom has been demanded. The suspect is pleading the fifth. When questioned she just wags her tail and refuses to answer my questions. Even though she was caught dead to rights with the evidence in her possession she is not being cooperative. If charged she will become a repeat offender.
Circumstantial evidence and the knowledge that she is still a suspect in a similar crime two weeks
ago leads me to believe that "said suspect" broke out again last night and went over the fence. From there she proceeded to enter into a residence toybox and take a hostage.
After her crime spree, the suspect jumped BACK over the fence and brought the apparent kidnap victim with her. She is claiming innocence but it's hard to be all that convincing with a Stuffed Santa hanging out of your mouth. Yeah, you read that right. A stuffed Santa all dressed in red. Who, by the way, can be seen all the way out to the street. At this time the victim appears to be in stable condition but a bit shook up.
And so now I have a choice to make. Do I turn a blind eye to the crime? Should I call the local law dawg? Or maybe the Dog Whisperer would be a better option?
I thought about confiscating the evidence and possibly trying to find the owner of one Stuffed Santa. The thing is...she looked so happy dragging it around all over the yard.
~~Hey...I'm Just Sayin...~~